Then those farm kids started using you for target practice and you couldn't take it anymore, that was the last straw. How dare those kids shoot BBs at your chic brown tunic with the burlap accent pieces and it's cute patchwork skirt? You might be a scarecrow but you still look good. As you saunter through the corn you begin to come up with a plan. You're sick of scaring crows, it's time to expand your resume. Those kiddos will be scared stiff when you show up at their Halloween party.

This scarecrow costume will harvest plenty of fear this autumn. For someone who's been hanging in the field all year, you don't look bad at all but it's about time you left that corny job behind. Maybe next summer you can find work as a clown. Everyone loves a clown, right?